5, 5 Dollar, 5 Dollar Footlongs!!! I mean any footlong sub for $5? What a great value.

I decided to enjoy a $5 footlong for lunch today. I got a BLT with avocado on jalapeno cheddar bread. YUMMY! While eating my delicious sub, I started thinking of what else I could purchase for $5.

I can get about 1 1/2 gallons of gas for about $5 ($3.25 per gallon)

For just under $5 ($4.97 to be exact), I could buy a 1.5 inch angle sash all paints brush from my local hardware store.

If I shop at my local discount store I can get 18 oz. of Men’s body wash and a penny back  for $5.

A cup of coffee at my local coffee shop rings in at just under $5 ($4.86), leaving a small bit of change in your pocket. 

As I finish off my 5 dollar footlong, I come to realize that many deals do not begin to compare to my $5 sub. There is however, one $5 deal that comes to mind…Certified Hosting has a 5 dollar hosting deal that can’t be beat! Get unlimited hosting for just under $5 ($4.95) per month. When looking for a great deal, look no further than your local sub shop and Certified Hosting!

5, 5 Dollar, 5 Dollar Footlongs

It’s hump day and as I sit, computer in hand, I reflect on our web hosting services and the growth of Certified Hosting over the past ten years. I mean, we (everyone in the office) could go on and on about our company. You know, how our services are top-ranked. That our support gets the job done when you need it. Let’s not forget our pricing, not only is it competitive but you receive maximum value at minimum cost. No matter what we say, nothing beats the words of actual customers.

Here are a handful of recent testimonials that I picked out from our reviews page. Take a break from your busy day and see for yourself what other business owners have to say about Certified Hostings’ web hosting services. 

“Customer support is excellent, quick response to all my queries and problems.Reliable hosting at pretty reasonable rates.The features are great too. Would have no hesitation in recommending Certified Hosting to anyone.”

- Martin Underhill

“Excellent Service! You help me a lot and save my business life. I really hate my old host service. You are the best!”

- Mario

“Certified Hosting has gone above and beyond the call of duty for me. Hosting was simple to set up, they are very efficient and extremely affordable. I have two websites hosted and it only costs $15/month. One is a full functional membership site and whenever I have a problem or question their customer service is supreme. And you don’t get a bunch of different people trying to help either so if you need technical help, they help and then if you have further questions you just call the same person you talked to. It’s wonderful. They even helped me with questions about my website coding which isn’t even their job. I am so greatful to have found certified hosting. Oh and where else can you find streaming video included? Even go daddy doesn’t offer that. Certified Hosting is the best! Try them and you will be more than satisfied!!”

- Renna Ryann

“We left a top ten web hosting company with 2 years of nothing but headaches & decided to give Certified Hosting a try, After being with them now for over 45 days we are happy. The customer support is excellent everything they tell us is right on the money and never been told the wrong thing. Plus these guys moved my databases and files and config them at no cost, Certified Hosting has do so much for me & my business. We are with them for long terms. Five stars all across the board for Certified Hosting. Highly Recommended”

- Norman Descoteaux Jr.

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 but one thing that has so far saved me from completely going out and putting money down on a burial plot… Skating. When my husband announced that he and my friend Kacy had planned a skate party for my “green mile” birthday, I suddenly was able to reverse a small amount of time.

What’s one of the biggest dreams a kid of my generation would have wanted back in the days of jr. high? I am gonna tell you…I always envied the kids that had Skate party’s. It was bad enough skating past those private little glass enclosed party rooms and seeing people setting up inside. Streamers and cake, occasionally there would be a sign that announced the name of the birthday child who’s parents must really have loved them. Then came the announcement over the speakers “ all those who came to help Billy celebrate his birthday- your party room is now open.” My Bladder would suddenly shrink to the size of pea forcing me to have to skate pass the “party rooms” on my way to the bathroom about a million times. One can’t help but to look. All those happy children cheering silently behind the glass and scarfing down cake. UGHHH… it was segregation at it’s earliest form and it was pure torture. What I couldn’t understand is even though there was no wall but only glass separating me from the other children & I knew they could see me- I suddenly had been demoted to invisibility. Any other time I would have loved to have this ‘super power’ (Like when I didn’t want to be called on in class or when my sister suddenly turned ‘Hyde’  and needed someone to serve up a ‘Hearst Donut”/AKA Hurts… don’t it) But NEVER did I want invisibility  when Cake was involved.  If ONLY they would post a picture of the Birthday person on the wall as they prepped the room, I would have the upper hand of hunting this kid down and making friends with him/her prior to Party time. I could care less if Billy had one eye in the middle of his forehead… I would ask him to a couples skate (or at least hold the other side of my comb like we did instead of holding hands back in the skate days)I fought my conscience a few times wondering what would happen if I just came in and joined them? Would “Billy” have the guts to stand up and point me out “Hey! I didn’t invite THAT girl!!”, that’s when security guards are called in to force me out of the party (its not like I could resist them with wheels on my feet and a stopper can only grant you so much staying power.) Did “Billy” even know his birthday list? Isnt it normally the parents that plan these events FOR their child? Who’s to say I wasn’t “dad’s Boss’s daughter from out of town.” It wouldn’t be until later that night as mum slapped on the cold cream that she asked her husband about ‘the boss’s daughter” being there…(”I didn’t even know George had a daughter” “George? No he doesn’t have one.. why?”) that they would suddenly realize they had been cake bamboozled. I can even sadly admit that there were times I would lurk by the skate return area just HOPING the party would finish up quickly and get back to the skating floor, leaving behind a unattended to cake. Drool. I felt so completely cheated by my parents for never coming up with the idea of giving me a skate party. I shouldn’t have to ask … If they really loved me and cared about my popularity, they would have KNOWN to thrown me a Skate party in one of those tiny blue carpeted wall rooms… it should have been ME who got to ignore others.It may be late… it may not have come from my parents- but FINALLY at 40 I will be able to mark off the fantasy of a skate party from my list of “2 do’s” in this life Gone are the tiny segregated rooms and to be honest this time I don’t plan on ignoring anyone. I have something even BETTER!!!  Kacy and my husband gave me the entire rink for my birthday. Not only do I get to be surrounded by my friends for my birthday but its also a fun little gift for everyone else as well. Id say about 90% of the invites went to people that haven’t gone skating in well over 10-15 years. Its been amazing to invite everyone, to be able to tell them they only have to bring themselves and that it will be free and to know everyone will be having a great time. The Husband and Kacy have planned well as they have even themed it as the 80’s. All clothes and music will all reflect the years I grew up in. Every single person I have spoken too is just as excited as I am to be able to go skating. Amazing that just the other day I was thinking how completely old I have gotten, how  walking is now a hassle, that getting up in the morning is a freak show of bones popping and escaping of other noisy bodily functions, I was feeling so old that I was starting to plan on knitting a blanket to set over my lap in the rocking chair and now with the simple planning by 2 people I have been given something more age fighting than Oil Olay night cream… I have been given youth and Not only does this give me energy but I get to drag my friends back years with me… its kinda like that Twilight zone… remember the one where the old people grow young again playing a game of kick the can only this time we will reverse time on wheels. “Like totally Tubular huh?”